The Constitutional Diarchy of Poronihia Nui is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iosefo Ngata with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.74 billion Poronihians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Te Whanganui-a-Tara and Honolulu. The average income tax rate is 40.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Poronihian economy, worth 303 trillion dalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,213 dalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, treason is relative, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Iosefo Ngata's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poronihia Nui's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Poronihia Nui is ranked 13,703^rd in the world and 43^rd in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 117.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.